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Raymond Mearns Glasgow comedian stand-up comedy Scotland

Raymond Mearns Live!

  • Saturday 19th September
  • Doors: 8pm
    Show: 8.30pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £13
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Raymond Mearns Live!

  • Saturday 19th September
  • Doors: 8pm
    Show: 8.30pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £13
    + booking fee
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"A Genuine Improvisational Genius"
Frankie Boyle
"Exceptionally Funny and Cathartic"
The Scotsman
"A complete arsehole!"
His Ex-Wife
"I concur!"
His Current Wife
"A man that knows how to swear properly"
Billy Connolly
"I remember when there was a pool table in here..."
Alex Massie, The Scotsman
"Every line that issues from this man is funny"
Chortle.co.uk
"Creating an instant rapport with the audience"
Fest Magazine
"Scottish accents make anything you say sound charming"
Time Out New York
"A personality so huge it fills the room"
The List
"Great Hilarity Ensued, a brilliant event"
The Shetland Times
"If Billy Connolly was still Scottish he would just about be the equal of Ray Mearns"
The Skinny
"A level of consistency few can match"
Edinburgh Evening News
"A Genuinely Charismatic and Funny Entertainer"
The Metro

All Upcoming Shows

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gLASGOW sHOWS

No two shows are ever the same - crowd work at its best
  • Friday 7th November
  • Doors: 7.30pm
    Show: 8pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £12.50
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  • Friday 14th November
  • Doors: 7.30pm
    Show: 8pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £12.50
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  • Sunday 25th January
  • Doors: 7.30pm
    Show: 8pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £12
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  • Saturday 19th September
  • Doors: 8pm
    Show: 8.30pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £13
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  • Sunday 25th October
  • Doors: 7.30pm
    Show: 8pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £13
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Glesga Da

Glesga's most famous da is back!
  • Saturday 11th April
  • Doors: 8pm
    Show: 8.30pm
  • Blackfriars, Glasgow
  • £12
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  • Sunday 17th May
  • Doors: 4.30pm
    Show: 5pm
  • Blackfriars, Glasgow
  • £12
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Celtic Das

The hilarious new play by Phil Differ - starring Raymond Mearns & Bruce Morton
Celtic Das with Raymond Mearns and Bruce Morton written by Phil Differ
  • Tuesday 24th March
  • Show:
    7.30pm
  • Oran Mor, Glasgow
  • £22
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Celtic Das with Raymond Mearns and Bruce Morton written by Phil Differ
  • Thursday 9th April
  • Show:
    8pm
  • Village Theatre, East Kilbride
  • £22
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Celtic Das with Raymond Mearns and Bruce Morton written by Phil Differ
  • Thursday 16th April
  • Show:
    7.30pm
  • Webster Memorial Theatre, Arbroath
  • £22.50
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Celtic Das with Raymond Mearns and Bruce Morton written by Phil Differ
  • Wednesday 29th April
  • Show:
    7.30pm
  • The Town House, Hamilton
  • £22
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GLASGOW INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL

Bold, unpredictable, and outrageously funny.
Raymond Mearns Scottish Stand Up Comedian On Stage
  • Sunday 22nd March
  • Doors: 6.45pm
    Show: 7pm
  • Blackfriars,
    Glasgow
  • £12
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Raymond Mearns Scottish Stand Up Comedian On Stage
  • Sunday 22nd March
  • Doors: 8.15pm
    Show: 8.30pm
  • Blackfriars, Glasgow
  • £12
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  • Saturday 28th March
  • Doors: 1pm
    Show: 1.30pm
  • The Flying Duck, Glasgow
  • £6
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Strathaven Shows

Raymond hosts a riotous night of stand-up with some of Scotland’s top comedy talent.
  • Saturday 31st January
  • Doors: 7.15pm
    Show: 8pm
  • Glassford Hall, Strathaven
  • £16
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  • Saturday 18th April
  • Doors: 7.15pm
    Show: 8pm
  • Glassford Hall, Strathaven
  • £16
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